shout out to the lady who argued with me for a good minute about whether toffee nut actually DOES come in her salted caramel mocha.
"um, I don’t believe you but I’ll take it anyway."
Me: Hi, how are you doing today?
Customer: I'm good, how are you?
Customer: *rudely interrupts* I'm gonna get a medium Americano
Seriously, why bother asking if you don't wanna hear the answer? It's fucking rude
If you find me practically climbing over the counter inching closer and closer to your face it is because you are whispering your order