mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

“Some pretty boy angels share profound bonds with bow-legged hunters with daddy issues, because their asexuality doesn’t mean they can’t love. GET OVER IT.” - [x]

THEY’RE NOT NIKON. THEY’RE CANON

(Source: weaslette, via mishasminions)

mishasminions:

BASICALLY EPITOMIZES A BABY IN A TRENCHCOAT

mishasminions:

slowwdownsugar:

mishasminions:

DEAN THROWS A FIT, MAKES A MESS, AND CAS PICKS UP AFTER HIM. WHAT ELSE IS NEW.

Yeah that’s a completely accurate and rational depiction of their entire friendship even though Cas went power hungry, betrayed Dean’s trust and nearly killed Sam by tearing his mind apart. Clearly he never did any wrong or deserved to have Dean angry with him for such minor and petty little problems.  But yeah how dare Dean throw a fit!

HERE IS THE POINT: DEAN WENT TO HELL BECAUSE OF A DEMON DEAL AND BROKE THE FIRST SEAL; WHILE SAM WORKED WITH A DEMON AND BROKE THE LAST SEAL; BOTH HAD A HAND AT STARTING THE APOCALYPSE. CAS PULLED DEAN OUT OF HELL, REBELLED AGAINST HEAVEN BECAUSE DEAN ASKED HIM TO, AND HELPED THEM STOP THE APOCALYPSE. CAS DIED TO BUY DEAN TIME. TWICE. SAM GOT HIMSELF LOCKED IN THE CAGE WITH MIKEY AND LUCI, CAS PULLED HIM OUT (And don’t argue the soul thing, you know it was too hard for him just lifting the fucking moose. It was hard for the angels to go to hell for Dean, can you fucking imagine how hard it must be to go to a cage alone, to snag a moose from Mikey & Luci’s playhouse?!). DEAN AND SAM “MESSED UP FATE”, CAUSED CHAOS, AND CAS WAS ON CLEAN UP DETAIL. WHENEVER DEAN AND SAM GOT INTO TROUBLE, CAS RESCUED THEM. RAPHAEL WANTED TO RESTART THE APOCALYPSE THAT DEAN, SAM & CAS DERAILED. CAS DIDN’T WANT TO BURDEN DEAN WITH THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE HE CONSIDERED HIMSELF THE WINCHESTER’S GUARDIAN AND BECAUSE HE FELT DEAN DESERVED A BREAK. CAS WORKED WITH A DEMON DEAN AND SAM HAD WORKED WITH BEFORE. DEAN AND SAM GOT PISSED. CAS KILLED RAPHAEL AND AVERTED ANOTHER APOCALYPSE, WHICH COINCIDENTALLY, WAS WHAT DEAN WANTED.

CLEARLY, ALL HE DID WAS TRY TO SERVE DEAN AND HIS PURPOSE. HE DIDN’T HAVE TO, BUT HE DID.

DEAN ASKED HIM TO RETURN THE SOULS TO PURGATORY, WHICH EVENTUALLY, CAS DID. CAS WAS OVERPOWERED BY LEVIATHANS, WENT TO THE LAKE AND CAME OUT NAKED. DEAN WASN’T THERE ANYMORE. CAS DIDN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING AND FOUND COMFORT IN MARRYING A GREEN-EYED LADY WHO FOUND HIM AND CARED FOR HIM. DEAN, LATER THEN STUMBLED UPON CAS BECAUSE HE WAS LOOKING FOR A GUY TO FIX HIS BROTHER. CAS WAS AT PEACE WITH NOT REMEMBERING, BUT BECAUSE DEAN NEEDED HIM TO REMEMBER SO HE COULD HELP HIM, CAS DID. CAS TOOK ON SAM’S PAIN AND NOW SAM’S FINE AND CAS IS CRAZY. AND THEY LEFT HIM THERE. WITH A DEMON WHOM THEY’RE WORKING WITH. AGAIN. THEY COME BACK NOT TO CHECK UP ON HIM, BUT TO SEE IF HE’S GOOD TO GO AND IS SANE ENOUGH TO START HELPING THEM AGAIN.

AND THROUGH EVERYTHING, CASTIEL SAYS “SORRY”. I’M SORRY THIS BURDEN FALLS ON YOU, DEAN. I’M SORRY I COULDN’T BE OF MUCH HELP TO YOU, DEAN. I’M SORRY I CAN’T ALWAYS BE THERE ON EARTH WITH YOU, DEAN, BUT I GUARANTEE YOU I’LL ALWAYS COME WHEN YOU CALL. I’M SORRY YOU FEEL THE NEED TO GO AGAINST ME WHEN ALL I’VE BEEN TRYING TO DO WAS HELP YOU, DEAN. I’M SORRY I BROKE YOUR BROTHER’S WALL, SO I CARRIED HIS BURDEN FOR HIM, DEAN. I’M SORRY I CAN’T BE RUNNING AROUND WITH YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW, DEAN, BECAUSE I’M A LITTLE CRAZY AT THE MOMENT, BUT HERE’S MY BLOOD, I KNOW YOU NEED ME TO GIVE YOU THAT.

THIS SCENE IS THEIR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP. THEY’RE PLAYING A GAME OF SORRY, AND DEAN CAN’T WIN SO HE GETS ANGRY AND THROWS THE BOARD OUT. AND HE SITS IDLY BY, LETTING CAS PICK UP THE PIECES FOR HIM.

THEY ARE IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP. WHERE DEAN HITS AND TAKES AND TAKES AND TAKES; AND WHERE CASTIEL IS THE BATTERED AND BRUISED SPOUSE WHO THINKS HE DESERVES IT AND TRIES TO BLAME HIS WOUNDS ON A WALL HE SUPPOSEDLY “WALKED INTO”.

SO YES, HOW DARE DEAN THROW A FIT! HOW DARE WE THINK ABUSE IS NEVER DESERVED! (*HONK* SARCASM)

mishasminions:

IT’S LIKE CAS AND DEAN HAVE SHACKED UP, AND CAS DECIDES TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AND HE ONLY INVITES SAM. AND HE’S BEEN SLAVING ALL DAY WORKING ON THE PERFECT SANDWICHES TO SERVE IN THEIR “PARTY”

AND THEN SAM COMES OVER, ALL GRUMPY MOOSE BECAUSE HE HAD A BAD DAY, HAVING BEEN CHASED BY HUNTERS ALL WANTING TO “MOUNT HIM ON THE WALL”

CAS IS ALL PROUD OF HIMSELF, HANDING DEAN A PLATE OF HIS “HEAVENLY” SANDWICH AND DEAN IS GRATEFUL, BUT WHEN HE TURNS TO SAM TO GIVE HIM HIS PLATE, SAM’S LIKE, “NO THANKS, I’M NOT REALLY HUNGRY AND I THINK I’M ALLERGIC TO BREAD”

SO DEAN GLARES AT SAM AND IS LIKE, “HE WORKED SO HARD ON THAT SANDWICH, DUDE. JUST FUCKING TAKE IT”

SO SAM RELUCTANTLY TAKES THE SANDWICH AND PRETENDS TO EAT IT, AND CAS EXCUSES HIMSELF TO GO WASH THE DISHES

AND THEN CAS SEES SAM SPIT OUT THE SANDWICH AND DUMP THE REMAINS IN HIS FAVORITE PLANT

AND CAS HAS THIS INTERNAL MONOLOGUE, “HOW FUCKING DARE THAT MOOSE. AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK I SPENT MAKING THAT SANDWICH. I MEAN, TO COME TO MY HOME AND DISGRACE ME LIKE THAT! THE NERVE OF THAT MOOSE! AND TO SPIT IT OUT IN MY FAVORITE PLANT OF ALL PLACES! WHY I OUGHTA SMITE THE CRAP OUTTA—UGH. WAIT. CALM YOURSELF, CAS. YOU’VE GOT TO HOLD IT TOGETHER. STUPID MOOSE. TRACKING MUD ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND DEFILING MY SANDWICH AND PLANT! WELL, HE WON’T BE INVITED TO MY TEA PARTY TOMORROW!”

mishasminions:

TO DESTIEL IS TO ANGST

mishasminions:

IT’S LIKE A GAY-OFF. WHERE DEAN PLAYS THE JEALOUS!BOYFRIEND CARD WITH “WHY DID YOU CALL MEG INSTEAD OF ME?!” AND CAS DODGES BY PLAYING THE “I’M DEFINITELY GAY BECAUSE I LIKE FLOWERS SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME TURNING STRAIGHT ANY TIME SOON” CARD.

mishasminions:

SAWYER FORD, DEAN WINCHESTER AND TONY STARK SHOULD HAVE A NICKNAME-DUBBING CONTEST

(Source: a-random-assortment)

Love, Ellie

(via mickeyandminnie)